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HOL,Y SHIT THOSE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH ROLES
IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT
"You won’t love me one day," I told him as we lay on the grass in the dark.
He wrapped his arms around me a little tighter and held me for a while, not speaking.
"I will always love you, unconditionally and without exception." He murmured, his breath tickling my ear.
I shifted positions to face him. “I don’t think so. You’ll leave one day, and you’ll find a girl who isn’t half as messed up as me.”
I think I caught him off guard because he didn’t know what to say.
I wanted to tell him to reassure me that he wouldn’t leave; I wanted to ask him to lie to me and say he would stay and that we could have our own perfect happy ending. I wanted to scream and shout and make him promise things I knew I had no right to demand. But I knew I had no right, so I stayed silent.
And still he said nothing. Instead, his arms tensed and we lay on the grass in silence.
Then somewhere between 1am and dawn he fell asleep, and his arms slackened.
All I felt then was emptiness as his soft snoring gave rise to the realisation that not only had I lost him, I never really had him to begin with.
Masai Giraffe Calf Tumbles Into the World
On April 14, Jamala, a 16 year-old Masai Giraffe, gave birth to a calf at Safari West in California. The calf, named Phoenix, was born on the eve of the total lunar eclipse, making the birth all the more unique and exciting for the zoo. He made a happy landing after his first six-foot plunge to the ground, and was standing on those spindly legs just half an hour later.
"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"
Sleeping Beauty Animation
I have just been sitting and staring at this for the longest time. I mean, LOOK AT IT. Look how outstanding this animation is. All by hand. The way her hair moves, the way the lines in that skirt move, everything is perfect. It’s hypnotizing.
Oh my gosh this is incredible. Just wow. All the respect for the talented guys who did this.
having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden