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oh why, hello. Follow stinawesome on Twitter 19year old college kid from jersey blogging about random shit including but not limited to:

giraffes - the cab - allstar weekend - the wanted - emma stone - overall fangirling - books - bad jokes - personal problems and revelations - whipped cream


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drmcsketchie:

listoflifehacks:

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HOL,Y SHIT THOSE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH ROLES 

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jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

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beben-eleben:

27 People With A Twisted Sense Of Humor. 

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— Excerpt from a book I’ll never write (via truthheartbreakquotes)

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cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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zooborns:

Masai Giraffe Calf Tumbles Into the World

On April 14, Jamala, a 16 year-old Masai Giraffe, gave birth to a calf at Safari West in California. The calf, named Phoenix, was born on the eve of the total lunar eclipse, making the birth all the more unique and exciting for the zoo. He made a happy landing after his first six-foot plunge to the ground, and was standing on those spindly legs just half an hour later.

[safariwest | zooborns]

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hitchedand24:

Maybe if I had a teacher like this I would have liked science more.

hitchedand24:

Maybe if I had a teacher like this I would have liked science more.

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unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

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scurviesdisneyblog:

Sleeping Beauty Animation 

I have just been sitting and staring at this for the longest time. I mean, LOOK AT IT. Look how outstanding this animation is. All by hand. The way her hair moves, the way the lines in that skirt move, everything is perfect. It’s hypnotizing.

[HEAVY WHEEZING]
FLUID ANIMATION

Oh my gosh this is incredible. Just wow. All the respect for the talented guys who did this.

inhonoredglory:

shandrethlar:

jobethdalloway:

scurviesdisneyblog:

Sleeping Beauty Animation 

I have just been sitting and staring at this for the longest time. I mean, LOOK AT IT. Look how outstanding this animation is. All by hand. The way her hair moves, the way the lines in that skirt move, everything is perfect. It’s hypnotizing.

[HEAVY WHEEZING]

FLUID ANIMATION

Oh my gosh this is incredible. Just wow. All the respect for the talented guys who did this.

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— Maya Angelou (via observando)

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having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

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